Scott Pilgrim vs. The World is one of my favorite and most quoted movies. Ask anyone who knows me and they will tell you that a day rarely goes by that I don’t quote or mention this movie. Many people in my life don’t know when I’m making the references, but it’s a daily occurrence. Here are some of the things I say on the daily.

1. When someone questions my fashion choices.
   1. “Pirates are in this year”
2. How I recognize a new hair style.
   1. “You know your hair?”
      1. “I know of it.”
3. How I feel about all of my favorite foods.
   1. “Garlic bread is my favorite food. I could honestly eat for like every meal. Breakfast Lunch and Dinner.”
      1. “You’d get fat.”
   2. “No, why would I get fat?”
      1. “Bread makes you fat.”
   3. “BREAD MAKES YOU FAT?!”
4. Excuse to get out of an awkward situation.
   1. “I just love me some walking…Putting one leg in front of the other like this. Walking.
5. I know someone who knows someone who knows someone.
   1. “He had snot in his nose? But he’s famous.”
6. My attitude towards skateboards.
   1. “Can you do a thingy on that rail?”
      1. “It’s called a grind bro”
   2. “So can you do a grindy thingy…now”
7. When talking about love and things…
   1. “Break out the L-Word.”
      1. “Lesbian?”
   2. “The other L-Word”
      1. “Lesbians…?”
8. Any time the word tongue is said out loud.
   1. “So this is a date?”
      1. “Slip of the tongue.”
   2. “…Tongue.”
9. Seriously… don’t punch me in the boob.
   1. “You punched me in the boob! Prepare to die, OBVIOUSLY!”
10. AHHH Double negative hurts my brain things…
    1. “Scott, just because Envy’s back in town doesn’t make it not over.”
       1. “Double negative… Tricky…”
11. Brain Fart to the MAX.
    1. “How old is she?”
       1. “Uhhh….I gotta pee on her…(run away)”
12. When a friend get s anew job that requires a more conservative look.
    1. “He punched the highlights out of her hair!”
13. When another driver cuts me off on my way to work.
    1. “THAT”S IT!!! YOU COCKY COCK!!!”
14. Spotting someone with the same outfit.
    1. “I dislike you. Kapeesh.”
15. All Failed comebacks.
    1. “The cleaning lady she cleans up… dust… she dusts.”
16. Trying to eat healthy.
    1. “Gelato isn’t vegan?”
       1. “It’s milk and eggs bitch.”
17. My attitude towards all fights.
    1. “I don’t think I can hit a girl… They’re soft.”
18. After every break up.
    1. “We are Sex Bob Om and we are here to make you think about death and get sad and stuff!”

19. Trying to avoid the aforementioned break-up.
    1. “I’m in lesbians with you”
20. Talking about the aforementioned break-up (but about a guy).
    1. “I mean did you really see a future with this girl?”
       1. “Like… with jetpacks”
21. When my Gmail account forgets who I am.
    1. “Password.”
       1. “Ugh…whatever.”
    2. “…Cool”
22. If I’m forced to listen to regular pop music.
    1. “We are Sex Bob Om. We are here to make money and sell out and stuff.”
23. When people assign me a nickname.
    1. “Young Neil you have learned well. From this point forward you will be called NEIILLLL.”
24. Running late for work? I think NOT!
    1. “We are sex Bob Om and we are here to watch Scott Pilgrim kick your teeth in!”
25. I dislike being startled.
    1. “You made me swallow my gum…”
26. When an ex thinks they still have a say in my life.
    1. “Yeah… Still my girl.”
       1. “Let’s both be girls.”