Biopsy of a Date: The Morning

  1. You had way more to drink than you thought.
  2. That Mexican food is not your friend.
  3. Your actual friends were not smiling with approval of your choice.
  4. You found the one guy in the whole bar who most resembles Shrek.
  5. You will never live this down
  6. Never
  7. Ever
  8. … Ever

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Rinse and Repeat.